"Like, everyone feels like a failure sometimes. I know if I've just, um, pleasured myself after an hour of looking at free Internet porn, I'll have this horrible feeling that I've wasted a significant portion of time on something that's really kinda sad, when I could have been doing something more productive, like drawing my own dusty comics project that spiders are building webs on atop my drawing board, or gone out and tried to meet a girl."Thankfully, it's not all bad news:
"Sure, I might jerk off twice daily, but I've never done it 20 times in one day, like Matt. I might not own a house or live in a posh pad with a girlfriend, but hey, at least I'm not pissing in a bottle in my closet to avoid running into a housemate I despise, like Matt."
Also mentioned is The Drawn & Quarterly Universe, which you can see with your own eyes in Toronto on Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the Toronto Comic Arts Festival. D+Q characters scheduled to make an appearance include Seth, Joe Matt and Chester Burns. Er, Brown.