True story time: I left Hark! on my living room table for about a week after I first got it, and I'd come home from work every day to find my friend who was visiting from out of town sitting on the couch giggling to herself and repeating punchlines. And then after she left, my roommate was the next victim.
Anyway, point is, you still have a few more days to order Hark! before Christmas mailings end. Click here for more information.